When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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