GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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