I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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