if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he thought i was a dude.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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