In the future we'll all be gay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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