Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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