in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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