In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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