Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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