yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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