Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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