you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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