i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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