Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .