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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk

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(614): View more from Ohio

you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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(253): View more from Washington

Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.

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(815): View more from Illinois

We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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(207): View more from Maine

And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...

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(518): View more from New York

I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .

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