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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.

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• (805): View more from California

  saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?

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• (760): View more from California

  Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol

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