It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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