i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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