I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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