their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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