He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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