turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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