I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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