people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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