we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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