I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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