It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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