I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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