Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I will be naked everywhere
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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