I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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