I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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