Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How does one acquire holy water?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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