New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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