Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.