I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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