Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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