Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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