i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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