Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Vodka?
Forever.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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