I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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