What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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