Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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