On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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