i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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