that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i out mim tonsoeep
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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