I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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