just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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