Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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