i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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