We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
