actually, I'm a sock model
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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