do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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