Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It's blow job season.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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