At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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