Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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