I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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