sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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